yahweh nigga 

time to pull down the curtains, sprinkle rose pedals all over my naked body, and wait for my mom to come home from work. 

coagulates:

i wish i could have sex withsome of u

i name my pillow your name and i slip my penis into the opening and cry 

buying a boat and naming it S.S. Nipples 

im gonna be featured in Time Magazine 

the world’s first erotic boat. Used only for orgies. 

emo ass hair 

myasshairfeelssodistant.com

microwavepizzaoven:

that wasn’t very swaggie of you

my ass hair feels so distant